Wednesday, March 16, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Divorces Michelle- To Marry Kansas?







Our president here just can't keep his pants on when it comes to Kansas, huh? Legit he's picked KU to win the National Championship the last two years. Dude. Grow up. Why don't you just blow the entire state of Kansas already? Like he clearly wants it. I wouldn't be surprised if they straight up move the White House to Topeka. Just tie some balloons to it (Up reference) and hope it lands somewhere decent.

I'm gonna go watch Up now and cry.

P.S. I don't think he's actually getting divorced.

P.P.S Kansas might win it.

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