So this little douchebag with the angel voice just won't go away. Now he's selling pieces of his hair on Ebay. Well apparently Ellen DeGeneres is, and I guess the proceeds are going to some charity. You can't really get mad at this if the money is going to a good cause but all I want to know is why would someone want a piece of his hair? Like, ya it's probably fun for a little while to say "I have a piece of JBiebs hair!" And for a price like 40k it obviously went to some spoiled princess from Malibu or something. But seriously, what do you even do with the hair after you buy it? Does it just sit on your dresser? Do you frame it and put it in your living room? Do you make one of those sketchy shrines like Helga made in Hey Arnold? All I know is that for that same price I could be driving a Mercedes instead of possessing something that's going to be looked at as "creepy" in about 5 years. Enjoy the hair slut.

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