Apparently Librarians Think They Know Somethin

So apparently some librarian from Oregon is the only one on this earth who's bracket does not look like total shit right now. This isn't too impressive I don't think, like somebody had to do it. Last year it was the autistic kid coming through with the 2 perfect rounds now we got some lady from East Bumfuck who clearly got lucky. If everyone in the world has a different and unique bracket, it makes sense for at least one of them to be near perfect right? Maybe I'm just jealous because I have money riding on this. I mean the VCU pick was bold I'll give her that but they were probably the most overrated underrated team in the tourny...that doesn't make sense.

Yea, Idk

Gimme

I want 100 of these to float me to class every morning. I am never going to walk again.

BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Divorces Michelle- To Marry Kansas?

Our president here just can't keep his pants on when it comes to Kansas, huh? Legit he's picked KU to win the National Championship the last two years. Dude. Grow up. Why don't you just blow the entire state of Kansas already? Like he clearly wants it. I wouldn't be surprised if they straight up move the White House to Topeka. Just tie some balloons to it (Up reference) and hope it lands somewhere decent.

I'm gonna go watch Up now and cry.

P.S. I don't think he's actually getting divorced.

P.P.S Kansas might win it.

This deserves some sort of award, like best video in history

I've seen this video over a hundred times. And I say that with only a smidgen of exaggeration.

It still makes me laugh every time. Even when I try not to crack it gets me. I won't lie it kind of loses me after the initial dance sequence but the first 16 seconds or so take me to a happy place.

Respect

This poor guy just wanted to take a shower. IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?? So in case you're slow and can't tell from the video this guy Timothy Chapek broke into a random house and called 911 on himself. Towards the end of the video you can hear the owner of the house talking to him and she says she's going to call 911 on him. TOO BAD BITCH already called them. TAKE THAT. But seriously I got a lot of respect for Timmy for 3 reasons.
1) He didn't take anything from the house. All he did was take a shower.
2) He straight up told the lady his real name.
3) He called 911 first. Thats how great justice is in America.
Go Timmy! You are America.

No more ads. Sad face.

So GoogleAdsense decided to yank our ads. Apparently they can tell when you click on your own ads to get more money.

Pretty much they thought they could shut down Dorito Fingers. But little do they know I'm not all about the money. So we're gonna keep going. Straight love of the game.

And then hopefully we'll figure something out with some other ad site and we'll be all set.

College won't pay for itself.

Jam Of The Week

Absolutely cream over this song every single time it touches my cerebellum. Proof that a solid beat paired up with a chick who has an awesome voice kills it 10 times out of 10. My only complaint is that she could definitely be easier on the eyes, but who am I kidding? I'm fucking Shrek with a jew fro so I have no right to say that. Shame on me.

High School Player Dies After Hitting Game Winner

So they don't mention it in the video but apparently this kid Wes Leonard that you see hit the game winner died while celebrating on the court. Way to act like you've been there, guy.

P.S. Seriously though, this is the way I want to go out.

Invite Me To A Chingy Party

See that kids? That right there is an exposed right breasticle. In the middle of a music video. Made way back in '03. I'll be honest, I'm pissed it took me 9 years to find this, but now that's irrelevant because now I have a one-way ticket to TittyVille, and I'm not coming back. It's rare moments like this that I actually wish I was black too. It's literally like Chingy and his boys just went out for a night on the town and though "what the hell, let's tape the shit we do then make it the music video." Just the epitome of a black man's Christmas out there. Titties. Ass. Money. And a right boob. Sign me up, I want to be black.

P.S. The tit in question is present from about 2:30-2:33. 

Bieber Sells Hair Clippings for 40k

So this little douchebag with the angel voice just won't go away. Now he's selling pieces of his hair on Ebay. Well apparently Ellen DeGeneres is, and I guess the proceeds are going to some charity. You can't really get mad at this if the money is going to a good cause but all I want to know is why would someone want a piece of his hair? Like, ya it's probably fun for a little while to say "I have a piece of JBiebs hair!" And for a price like 40k it obviously went to some spoiled princess from Malibu or something. But seriously, what do you even do with the hair after you buy it? Does it just sit on your dresser? Do you frame it and put it in your living room? Do you make one of those sketchy shrines like Helga made in Hey Arnold? All I know is that for that same price I could be driving a Mercedes instead of possessing something that's going to be looked at as "creepy" in about 5 years. Enjoy the hair slut.

Avril Lavigne was and is still awesome and pretty sexy

So Dave and I have just been cruising and perusing through all Avril's old hits. And trust me there are a LOT of them. Like after every youtube video theres just another fantastic song right below it. I'm pretty sure we're like 8 deep right now.

How did I never fully appreciate this girl? Maybe cause I was 11 and pre-pubescent? I don't know. But I do know that I'm on board with Avril now and next time theres a concert or whatever I'm there.

Ok

I'm ok with this. A little three-ball action never hurt nobody.

Kill It.

I hate everything about this, and feel bad for quite possibly poisoning Dorito Fingers with this video. Kill it.

Starving

I really can't even look at this background cause I want those doritos so bad.

Cam Meekins 1993

So anyone who really knows me knows I'm way into the skinny white boy rap movement. Personally, I don't get why people give me a hard time about it. Like its a popular genre for a reason.

This guy Cam Meekins is a high school senior. I've loved his music for a while now. He can do some great acoustic stuff but also has no trouble going in over a solid beat, provided by Matty Trump.

The song I put on here isn't the best on his new mixtape, 1993, but it's one of the few thats been put on youtube already. If you wanna check out the whole mixtape you should hit the link. Support the local white rappers! woo!

















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