Bumpin' In The Club With The Platypus

Future #1 song on the charts. You heard it here first kiddies.

Apparently Librarians Think They Know Somethin

So apparently some librarian from Oregon is the only one on this earth who's bracket does not look like total shit right now. This isn't too impressive I don't think, like somebody had to do it. Last year it was the autistic kid coming through with the 2 perfect rounds now we got some lady from East Bumfuck who clearly got lucky. If everyone in the world has a different and unique bracket, it makes sense for at least one of them to be near perfect right? Maybe I'm just jealous because I have money riding on this. I mean the VCU pick was bold I'll give her that but they were probably the most overrated underrated team in the tourny...that doesn't make sense.

Yea, Idk

Gimme

I want 100 of these to float me to class every morning. I am never going to walk again.

BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Divorces Michelle- To Marry Kansas?

Our president here just can't keep his pants on when it comes to Kansas, huh? Legit he's picked KU to win the National Championship the last two years. Dude. Grow up. Why don't you just blow the entire state of Kansas already? Like he clearly wants it. I wouldn't be surprised if they straight up move the White House to Topeka. Just tie some balloons to it (Up reference) and hope it lands somewhere decent.

I'm gonna go watch Up now and cry.

P.S. I don't think he's actually getting divorced.

P.P.S Kansas might win it.

This deserves some sort of award, like best video in history

I've seen this video over a hundred times. And I say that with only a smidgen of exaggeration.

It still makes me laugh every time. Even when I try not to crack it gets me. I won't lie it kind of loses me after the initial dance sequence but the first 16 seconds or so take me to a happy place.

Respect

This poor guy just wanted to take a shower. IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?? So in case you're slow and can't tell from the video this guy Timothy Chapek broke into a random house and called 911 on himself. Towards the end of the video you can hear the owner of the house talking to him and she says she's going to call 911 on him. TOO BAD BITCH already called them. TAKE THAT. But seriously I got a lot of respect for Timmy for 3 reasons.
1) He didn't take anything from the house. All he did was take a shower.
2) He straight up told the lady his real name.
3) He called 911 first. Thats how great justice is in America.
Go Timmy! You are America.

No more ads. Sad face.

So GoogleAdsense decided to yank our ads. Apparently they can tell when you click on your own ads to get more money.

Pretty much they thought they could shut down Dorito Fingers. But little do they know I'm not all about the money. So we're gonna keep going. Straight love of the game.

And then hopefully we'll figure something out with some other ad site and we'll be all set.

College won't pay for itself.